Hi, I’m unhinged.

Hi, I’m emotionally stable enough to keep plants alive (barely), unstable enough to cry during dog food commercials. I’ve been to 42 countries, owned at least 300 Tupperware lids but never the containers, and I once considered adopting a child because my serotonin spiked for 3 days straight. I work, I travel, I overshare. I don’t have kids, but I do have pets, anxiety, and a Google calendar that thinks I’m stronger than I am. Welcome to the mess.